This is a book of stories, most of them work related. More precisely, this is a book of awesome stories exemplifying no self-control, a profusion of alpha male humor, and enough testosterone to give chest hair to a troop of Girl Scouts and all of their subsequent children. We’ve all made mistakes in our lives, mistakes that we wouldn’t share with any of our employers, but maybe not this many. In this hilariously sarcastic compilation, Daniel leaves nothing unsaid, and his no holds barred sense of humor will leave you naked in a ditch. From the restaurant business, to landscaping, to car sales, find out what it’s like to be the world’s greatest employee.